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My Circle Is So Small It’s Practically a Dot Hoodie | Sarcastic Graphic Hoodie

$39.99
Colors: White
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

Small circle. Zero complaints.

The My Circle Is So Small It’s Practically a Dot Hoodie is for anyone who keeps their people close, their circle tiny, and their sense of humor fully intact.

Designed with elevated serif typography in warm neutral tones, subtle mauve and turquoise accents, and a clean dimensional look, this white hoodie turns a sarcastic statement into something polished enough to wear anywhere.

Perfect for coffee runs, errands, cool fall days, road trips, weekends at home, or those days when keeping to yourself sounds especially good.

Details

Front graphic: MY CIRCLE IS SO SMALL IT’S PRACTICALLY A DOT

White pullover hoodie

Cozy everyday fit

Front kangaroo pocket

Drawstring hood

Elevated typography-forward design

Neutral color palette that pairs easily with denim, leggings, or boots

Made to order

It’s sarcastic without being loud, feminine without being overly girly, and pretty much made for those of us who can count our circle without taking our shoes off.

— FELT THAT.

2-piece hood

2-piece hood

2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.

Dropped shoulders

Dropped shoulders

Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.

Pouch pocket

Pouch pocket

Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.

FLA and WRAP-certified

FLA and WRAP-certified

Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.

OEKO-TEX Standard 100

OEKO-TEX Standard 100

Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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